Bad things are going to happen-
Your shoes will get wet and
Your armpits will stink.
Someone will steal
Your Snickers bar
off of your desk, or you will
leave gum in your new pants when
You put them in the dryer.
Your dog will run away and never
come back- and your nephew will
Hit you in the face. You'll forget
Your keys, after you lock the door-
And no one's home to let you back in.
Your grandma will pass away, and
No one will help pay for the funeral.
No matter how much You organize-
You'll forget
to get toilet paper
to pay Your bills, or
to brush Your teeth.
Whoever said life was easy...
You buy another Snickers bar, and
Sit down on the couch to relax.
The T.V's broken, the lights are off.
It's just You, alone, in this room.
Silent, serenity.
